JEWISH NEWLYWEDS *Please excuse the four-letter words toward the end of the following story. *I would have deleted them, but the story wouldnt be the same. * THE JEWISH NEWLYWEDS A young Jewish couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Well, said her mother, so how was the honeymoon? Oh mama, she replied, the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic... Suddenly she burst out crying. But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- Things Id never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! Youve got to take me home!! PLEASE MAMA Sarah, Sarah, her mother said, calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT four-letter words? Please dont make me tell you, mama, wept the daughter. Im so embarrassed, theyre just too awful! JUST COME GET ME, PLEASE Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words Sobbing, the bride said, Oh, Mama..., he used words like: *DUST, WASH , IRON, and COOK ...* Ill pick you up in twenty minutes, said her mother.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 07:08:36 +0000
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