JFDs Top Five Ways to Improve the Parade of Cabinet Members, President, and Vice President As They Enter And Depart the State of the Union Address this Week: 5: As they walk down the aisle shaking hands, all the navy veterans on the GOP side of the aisle pass them the black spot. 4: As they walk down the aisle, instead of shaking hands, the GOP members trip them so they all go flying and land in a great big pile at the end. 3: As they walk down the aisle, a squad of College Republicans and YAFfers socks each one in the jaw with a left uppercut (or right uppercut, depending on where they are, I guess...) 2: As they walk down the aisle shaking hands, bankrupt businessmen and unemployed people can meet each one - assigned according to which BHO honcho was most responsible for their condition - like, the secy of energy being greeted by an oil well roughneck whos unemployed because of the Energy Departments refusal to grant drilling permits -- and each victim can elicit an appropriate revenge, for all the world to see. Rather like the Mikados belief in letting the punishment fit the crime, as Gilbert and Sullivan envisioned it. ...and the number one way to improve the interminable parade of White House officials and cabinet members at the beginning and end of the State of the Union address is: 1: As they walk down the aisle, a company of MPs are there to arrest every damn one of them, and lead them off in chains. Sheriff Joe can read them their rights. John F. Di Leo
Posted on: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 03:28:46 +0000