JOKE: Akpors: Darling, I just had the most terrible day at work, I lost all my colleagues. Wife: Blood of Jesus! What happened? Akpors: There was a fire outbreak down in the tunnel and everybody died! Wife: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping you alive for me oh. How did you make it out my dear? Akpors: It was Gods work oh. My stomach was upsetting me so I took a break to ease myself in the toilet. Wife: Kai, thank God oh! What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now? Akpors: My dear it’s a pity, but the United Nations has decided to give the families of the deceased $10million each. Wife: What?? Ten million what? So because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet and your refusal to die with your colleagues Im going to miss that money?? I beg, if you dont want trouble in this house now, go back and die with your colleagues. What do you think of Akpors wife this time around? If you were Akpors, what would you do to her? ==== Get News Updates On Naij ====
Posted on: Mon, 02 Jun 2014 08:18:54 +0000
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