JOKE: Akpors died and went to hell where he met satan. Satan said to him: nowadays, people entering hell are able to choose their own personal hell department. I will take you to a series of doors, and you will look inside, and tell me if that is where you would like to spend eternity. When satan opened the 1st door, he saw thousands of people standing on their heads on a hard wood floor. This looks uncomfortable he said, show me the next room please. Behind the 2nd door, he saw thousands of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor. This is even worse he said, next please. Satan then took him to a 3rd door, he looked inside and saw thousands of people standing knee deep in poo and urine drinking beer. Akpors said; oh I like this one, it is the place for me. Satan asked: Are you sure? once the door closes you can never go back oh. Akpors replied: Yes im very sure, I love beer, Ill stay here. Before satan could say anything Akpors rushed in and closed the door. Just before he could pour himself a glass of beer, the monitor of his hell department came in and announced: Okay guys, break time is over, get back on your heads!! What do you think of Akpors this time around? ==== Get News Updates On Naij ====
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 09:29:27 +0000