JOKE! Knock!Knock!! Whose there? A nigger with a m*th*rf*ck*ng gun,thats who. Haha,lolz! Django Unchained AVI 2012 -as the name implies and played by Jammie Foxx is a lucky nigger (an offensive word for a negro descent) let loose with a gun;in for a wild chase for freedom and vengeance aside searching for his stolen bride,Broomhilda played by Kerry Washington who could speak German and used to her advantage,later on in the movie.How so fortunate of an event for him to have crossed the path of bounty hunter;Dr Schultz of German origin as played by Christoph Waltz whose eloquence about his character role,I find so very well pleasing and furthermore, enthralled hence,all of my credit as regards this motion picture,goes preferentially to him.However; although offensive yet captivating, Id give credit to Mr Stevens played by the prolific Samuel L. Jackson who had a way around if not,into heart of Monsieur Calvin Candie,played by the ace actor,Leonardo DiCaprio who termed Django as that exceptional nigger; one in a thousand that comes and goes and whom I must applaud herein, for his choice in selection of lead and antagonistic roles and movie inclusions,cause they are always centred towards common-sense;the likes of Blood-Diamond,Catch Me If You Can,Aviator, Titanic and most recently, The Wolf Of Wall Street of which would be reviewed,in a moment,shortly.Stay tuned-in, lolz! I applaud the stunt co-ordinator, the cinematic continuity about the film reel,location of shooting sites and most of all the masterminded script write,as I enjoyed listening to all of the lines and slave style of speaking,very extensively. Lines such as and I quote;thus,Out here in Mississippi, niggers dont walk,they run and then,You have my curiosity, but then you have my attention and then again,I count six shots nigger(Django),while I count two guns(Steve),find him a pony to lick his pole.Soundtracks from James Brown &Tupac- Unchained(The payback/untouchable), Ricky Rozay Ross - 100 Black Coffins, John Legend - Who Did That To You,killed the movie officially for me. High points in the movie remains as credit oughta be given to Dr Schultz who out ta love or should I say, the milk of natural free-flowing honey, taught Django the art of the deal in negotiation through eloquence and that,my dear facebookies is the height/depth of brotherly love that transcended way beyond racial colours and borders if not climes.Many thanks to the streets of Lagos-Nigeria, for teaching me a whole lot better;the art in the deal of negotiation through eloquence,that is.Lolz! A brilliant strategist, Dr Schultz who devised a means to distract Monseiur Candie over the possible sale of Broomhilda at the expense of a muscle bound Hercules in the Mandingo Nigger Fights and of course,by a ridiculous price offer that would spark off his interest if not his curiosity and attention,furthermore stirring up his emotions since he; in-turn,was a lover of such fights and a slave owner down at Candie-Land. And lastly the Hollywood moments better yet,the Django moments when been seen as a nigger riding on a horse.Sadly,Dr Schultz was killed whom Django later acknowledged by a kiss and pat on his head for his extraordinary love in kind gesture, over an egotistic facade of pride versus humility following an aftermath in the discovery of intriguing lies by Mr Stevens and disclosed,privately to Monsieur Candie. Djangos capture and sale-off to the Mine-worker slave merchants, to his tip-off hint about an un-existing deal/bounty-hunt,luring them in on self-interest,there-by tricking them into handing him over a gun,truly depicts the mark of a street-wise/cred con-artist.Lolz!His return for vengeance sealed-off by his attitude swagger-like walk,back down the entry aisle of the Candie-Ville after a boom- explosion of dynamite followed shortly by a gallop of triumph on his horseback signifying his victory lap home run got me lovin every bloody minute of it.In all;a great movie Id say as truly,this fellow/dude right here was astonished way beyond words and furthermore extensively impressed. Now please remember,that this movies age rating clearly states 18+ and as such, viewer discretion is strongly advised. Lolz! Last words;There is neither no lie nor truth as it is only a matter of time, place and reason hence, we believe what we choose to believe. Pull the trigger and kill a nigger, Lest he comes back a lot bigger, Even worse;with a laughter, snigger. Lolz! Last quotes;Men are moved by two levers only:fear and self-interest - Napoleon Bonaparte ...! The only means to gain ones end with people are force and cunning. Love also,they say;but that is to wait for sunshine,and life needs every moment - Johann Von Goethe ...! There are no principles, there are only events - Honore de Balzac..! There is neither no good nor evil, there are only circumstances - Robert Green Ingersoll ...! In nature there are neither rewards nor punishment; there are consequences - Robert Green Ingersoll ...! Everybody, sooner or later,sits down to a banquet of consequences - Robert Louis Stevenson ...! Shallow-men believe in luck,strong-men believe in cause and effect- Emerson,Ralph Waldo ...!
Posted on: Fri, 13 Jun 2014 15:33:12 +0000
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