JOKE OF D DAY Ben and Elijah were missionaries & were lost in a - TopicsExpress



          

JOKE OF D DAY Ben and Elijah were missionaries & were lost in a scorching desert, dying of thirst and hunger when at last they saw a Mosque upfront. Ben said: “Elaijah, let’s pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise, we will not get any food or water and we will die. My name will be Ahmed. What will be your name?” Elijah refused to change his name. When both of them reached the Mosque, the Imam received them well and asked their names. Ben: “My name is Ahmed.” Elijah: “My name is Elijah.” The Imam turned to his helpers and said: “Please bring food and water for Elijah.” Then he turned to Ben and said: “Brother Ahmed, Ramadan Mubarak".....Ben FAINTED......
Posted on: Wed, 24 Jul 2013 10:20:22 +0000

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