JOKE OF D WEEK (Heros Stuff) Make una no vex o! Na my wedding preparation keep me away 4rm dis stuff 4so long. Well I don come again to share my experience wit u. Na on my wedding day I c d one wey pass me o! One woman was called on d high table on my wedding day. I no no say dis woman neva com lagos b4. As d usher introduce-am to d high table, immediately she carry d toast cup wey dey her front throw inside her handbag wit d serviette. I no even mind her, but na wetin she do when them dey share toast wine surprised me. As them dey pour wine reach her side, she quickly brought out d toast cup from her bag & stretched it to d man. D man poured to her cup but she persuaded d man to fill her cup to d brim. D man out of pity I guess, filled her cup to d brim. Na there she make me fear! Immediately, she deep her hand in her handbag, brought out d serviette, deep d serviette into d toast cup as she soak d tissue wit wine, wow na mouth she carry-am go straight! She no stop there o! She even went under d table, picking d serviettes on d floor as she eats dem as well.. Na there I vex go meet-am, com ask-am say.... Me Mama! Y u dey eat dis nonsense nah? D woman No b u invite us, com serve us oyibo bread & wine? Me Ah.. Mama! Dat thing nobi bread o! Na serviette!! D woman Eehhm... I like-am like dat, bcs e sweet shah! Me I mean nobi food at all... Na toilet roll! D woman Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrhh!!!!! Hero don kill me o! (Vomiting) Valid for 7days!!!!
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 22:17:41 +0000