JOKE OF D WEEK (Hero’s Stuff) A woman got a calabar boy as a houseboy. The calabar boy’s name was Akwan. It so happened that the woman returned from the market one day and bought banana. She was a very kind woman, not minding that Akwan is her house boy, whatever she eats, she gives to Akwan as well. So on this faithful day, she returned from the market and offered Akwan his own share of the banana as she took hers inside. When she came outside, she found out that Akwan has littered the whole compound with the banana’s coat. So the woman got angry and complained............ Akwan! Akwan!! So you want to turn this compound to a waste being abi? Clean up this compound now before I show you the other side of me. She got inside in order to calm herself down, not knowing that Akwan was still busy doing something else. When she got outside again, she was so disappointed that Akwan ignore her warning. So she became ten times angry than she was before. She was so angry that she failed to watch her steps...... Facing Akwan in anger as she laments..... Akwan! Akwan, as she was stepping further in order to hit him, she stepped on one of the banana’s coat which drew her to the floor........ She failed so helplessly that her two legs spread wide open, of which you can see her engine room clearly because she was not wearing any pant>>>>>>>>>>.......... It was so attractive to Akwan that he forgot to render his madam a helping hand, but was so busy feeding his eyes. He kept his eyes fixed on d womans engine room.. Until the woman cried out in pain & said.. Akwan” hope you’ve seen my predicament? Immediately Akwan got himself & replied.. Yes ma! I see-am well well. But nobi mpredicament we dey call-am.... For our mlanguage we dey call-am ITI.......... Valid for 7days
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 07:19:45 +0000
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