JOKE OF THE DAY; A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the beans with boiled potatoes. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a neat fart (mess). It wasnt loud, but everyone at the table heard the puff. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the womans feet and said in a rather stern voice, Bingo!. The woman thought, This is great! and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didnt even hesitate. She let out a much louder and longer fart. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, Dammit Bingo! Once again the woman smiled and thought Yes!. A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didnt even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a pepper grinding machine! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,Dammit Bingo, get away from her before she SH*TS ON YOU!
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 12:24:00 +0000
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