JOKE OF THE DAY😜😜 ♦Muslim ladki 💁 exam mein Hindu ladke 👦 se : Excuse me , Bhai Jaan Ladka :😁 Ek to paper confusing hai 😢 aur upar se tu aur confuse kar rahi hai 😰... .. Ya to Bhai bol ya Jaan bol 😁😁😁😂😂😂 ------------------------- ♦ROCKING GENERATION KID FAILS IN EXAM Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna...! Son : Oh, come On Dad, It Was Just A School Test Not A DNA Test...! ☺☺😉😉😝😜 ------------------------- ♦Tchr : Murgiyo🐓 ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ? Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.😆 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓 ------------------------- ♦Teacher- 🌍💫 🌝Chand par pehla kadam👟 kisne rakha? Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG. Teacher- Aur doosra👣? Pappu- doosra👣 bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!! 😸😆😂😸 ❌😄😛❌-Laughter time-❌😃😂!❌ ------------------------ ♦ 🔍💊🔦💊🔍-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.. 1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓😄 ----------------------- ♦👳👳👳👳Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye Santa: Chal Suicide kar le Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ?? Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😃😃😛 ------------------------ ♦👳😛👳😛👳Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa : Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👔👘👗👔👚👕👔 ------------------------- ♦💢💢💢💊💊💊 Doctor : Do exercise daily for good health. Santa : Sir i play football, cricket,daily. Doctor : how long do you play? Santa : until d battery in my mobile goes down !! 😄📱📱📱 ------------------------ ♦ Techer 👩pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.? Student- mendak.🐸 Tech- very good, baki char bolo. . Student- uski maa 🐸, uska baap 🐸, uski behan 🐸 aur uska bhai 🐸.. 😝😜😄😛😃😀😀😊😝😜😛😝😄😃😀 ------------------------- ♦Santas Son was filling an application form. Son : papa, mother tongue kya likhu? Santa : Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..😜😂.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 16:07:58 +0000
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