JOKE OF THE DAY: Obama awakes one morning, draws back the curtains from the window to admire the freshly fallen snow on the White House lawn. Looking down, he saw, in big yellow letters, the words, OBAMA SUCKS. Infuriated, he calls for his top officials to get a sample of the snow and to find out what it is, and where it came from. After a day or so, he had his results, and he called Defense Secretary Carey into his office. Mr. Carey, Obama said. It has come to my attention, that the letters in the snow saying OBAMA SUCKS was written with your urine. Do not try to deny this, because DNA analysis proves otherwise. What do you have to say for yourself, and why did you write this in the snow? He goes, Yes, Mr. President, it was my urine, but I did not write it. The handwriting, you see, was that of Ms. Obama.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 02:35:20 +0000
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