JOKE OF THE DAY: Rye Bread Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasnt even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guys stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and youll have great stamina with the ladies. So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the sales lady asked if he needed any help. He said, Do you have any rye bread? She said, Yes, theres a whole shelf of it. Would you like some? He said, I want five loaves. She said, My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, itll be hard. He replied, I cant believe everybody knows about this shit but me.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 21:29:45 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015