JOKE OF THE NYT. Dont read this if U are not ready to laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. TWO LITTLE BOYS AND TWO ORANGES IN THE CEMETERY; Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from their neigbour & decided to go to a calm place to share them equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didnt bother to pick them up since they had enough in the bag. A few minutes later, a drunkered on his way home frm the bar passed near the cemetery gate & heard the voice counting one for me, one for U, One for me , One for U. He immidietely sorbered up & ran as fast as he could to the nearby church for the preist. He said father come with me, come & witness God & satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued counting One for me, One for U, One for me, One for U. Suddenly, the voice stoped counting & said what about those two at the gate?,come & see, the priest almost passed the church gate shouting dont share us, we are not yet dead oooooooooohaaaa
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 19:46:26 +0000
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