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JOKE OF THE WEEK A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were five people on it. The first person, Lionel Messi, said, Im the worlds best footballer right now, I cant die now! So he took one of the parachutes and left. The second person, Aliko Dangote, said, Im the richest man in Africa, I cant die now, Im needed in Africa! So he took the second parachute and left. The third was the Nigerian President and he said, Im the smartest President in the world, so I cant die now, my people still need me! So he took one and left. Then it was left with the chief imam of Mecca and a little school girl. The Imam said to the little girl, Take the last one, Ill sacrifice my life for you. The little girl replied, No need for that, There are two parachutes left. The Imam asked her, How come? The little girl replied, The Nigerian President took my school bag. Good morning and I wish you a blissful weekend.

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