JOKES AND HUMOUR 2-1-2015 1 Q: What did the tie say to the hat? A: You go on a head, I’ll just hang around! 2 Priya: Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank? Becky: Why? Priya: He wanted to make a clean get away! 3 Wife : why r u home so early? Hubby : My boss said go to hell! 4 Doctor : Howz ur headache ? Patient : shes out of town. 5 No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighbourhood I really enjoyed the better model in neighbourhood. 6 Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! I really enjoyed the safety of head is more important than ego 7 Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 8 Wives are magicians. ..... . They can change anything into an argument I really enjoyed the serious sature in the true statement 9 Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very smart man replied: Women dont have a wife! 1. WHERE IS THE PRETTY LADY? A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife wont open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers & knocks at the door. . Wife: Who is it ? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door & says: Where are the flowers ? Drunk: Where is the pretty lady ? 2. 500CC BULLET One man was having 350cc bullet...he was not able to talk to his girl friend while riding on it coz of the sound...... He was fed up and sold his bullet n bought an 100cc bike...He got married to the same girl n 1year passed.....Now he is having a 500cc bullet... One day Chitragupt told Brahma that he should stop this scheme that if ladies keep Karva Chauth they will get the same husband for the next 7 janam (Re-births) Brahma asked, ”Why” 3. COMPULSORY ADDITION Chitragupt, ”Prabhu its becoming difficult to manage. The ladies want the same husband but the husbands want a new wife. Its a problem to convince both”. Brahma,” But this can’t be stopped.It’s been going on since the Ages (beginning of the time)”. Just then Narad Muni comes and he suggested,”On earth there is a great person called Santa Singh.Ask him for a solution”. Chitragupt meets Santa Singh In one minute Santa Singh solves the problem, He advised Chitragupt,” Any lady who wants the Same Husband,tell her she will also get the same MOTHER IN LAW.Its compulsory! 4. NOTHING CHANGED Nothing has changed in last 20 years! Life is Same!!!! 20 year back - School bag. Today - Office bag. 20 years back - Lekhak Note book. Today - HP Note book. 20 years back - Hero Ranger. Today - Hero Honda. 20 years back - Half pants. Today - Full pants. 20 years back - Playing with plastic car running on battery and remote. Today - Playing with metal car running on petrol and gear. 20 years back - Scared of Teachers and exams. Today - Scared of Bosses and targets. 20 years back - Wanting to be class topper. Today - Wanting to be Employee of the month 20 years back - Quarterly exams. Today - Quarterly results. 20 years back - Annual School Magazine. Today - Company Annual Report. 20 years back - Annual exams. Today - Annual appraisals. 20 years back - Pocket money. Today - Salary. 20 years back - Waiting for Diwali crackers. Today - Waiting for Diwali bonus. 20 years back - Running after grades and prize cups. Today - Running after incentives and promotions. 20 years back - Craving for the latest toy in the market. Today - Craving for the latest gadget in the market 20 years back - Eager to watch the latest cartoon show. Today - Eager to watch the latest blockbuster. 20 years back - Fruity. Today - Whiskey. 20 years back - Crush on class mate. Today - Crush on colleague
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