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[JOKES] Who said english is simple?Read Sister Onomes testimony!Prai se thy Lord. Hmmm! Its not a small something.Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which Im in my house. So a small hungry is catching me, so I look in the house, nothing much to chop only small plantain whichIve not fried before. So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as Im frying that plantain, so phone ringing, so I look, its a faring place, so I now run, which I reach there, its my father which call, so I now say: Father call after, I is plantain frying.So I keep it. So now, I now turn around, as I turn round, all of a suddenly everywhere in my house have turn to smoke.Children of God as Im approaching, smoke is bigging, smoke is just bigging and bigging. Its a fearing thing o! If its you self, afraid will catch you. So I now call the name of Jesus three times. Ishout Jesus Jesus Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I noknow. Its a miracle something o! Smoke startto disappearing small, small, small.Then, my plantain have burn to matches. Hallelujah... Praise thy Lord somebodies.But my main testimony today be say; I chop that charcoal and nothing is happen to me..! Praise thy Lord.
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 19:28:38 +0000

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