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JOyKE of the DAY -- Fairy Tales Do Come True O the Wonder and Mysteries and Magic of ancient Egypt. Pyramids, Pharaohs, Mummy’s and Magicians and on and on. We in the modern world so often disregard the supernatural, but it is held by some that these magical powers of Egypt even exist today and even some of our Fairy Tales are based upon elements of reality. It has recently been revealed that the “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall” that the evil Queen in the Fairy Tale of Sleeping Beauty inquired of is still in existence today and believe it or not is in the possession of Egyptian President Morsi! THE FOLLOWING STORY IS FACT. Shortly after President Morsi was elected he decided to align himself with the Muslim Brotherhood that wanted to impose Sharia Law. This was not popular among the people and his popularity took a big hit. He was very depressed and went into the secret room of the Mirror, leaving his assistant behind. He chanted, “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the worst politician of them all.” The Mirror answered him and he came out of the room very confused. Several months later, as Morsi’s popularity continued to plummet, he decided to declare almost dictatorial powers for himself (which was why they kicked out the last President). This proved greatly unpopular to the new democracy and lead to riots in the streets and calls for his resignation and even his death. Again he was depressed over the outcome of his stupidity and he again consulted the Mirror and again leaving his assistant outside. “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the worst politician of them all?” Again the Mirror answered and again Morsi was confused. Finally, he made the decision to machine gun down many of the people in the street. This lead to the whole world turning against him, even President Obama who seldom met a Muslim leader he didn’t support. So once more President Morsi, who could not understand why he kept making such bad decisions, returned to the Secret Room of the Mirror and put forth the magic request. “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who’s the worst Politician of them all?” Again the Mirror answered, leaving Morsi confused. This time when he came out his assistant said, “Oh my President. What is the matter? Each time you go into the room you are so angry with yourself and depressed and beaten down, but when you come out you are confused. Perhaps I can help you. Why are you so confused? What is it that you don’t understand?” President Morsi looked at his assistant and asked, “Who is Anthony Weiner?”

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