JUST FOR FUN: Akpors has been admiring his neighbor’s wife. - TopicsExpress

JUST FOR FUN: Akpors has been admiring his neighbor’s wife. The neighbor’s wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpors didn’t know how T?_?¯O?? approach the lady to tell her of his desires … because she’s married. So, one day the lady herself approached Akpors alone in his apartment. AKPORS: Hi. LADY: Hi. AKPORS: Is everything alright? … LADY: Yes. Just need little help from you (Smiling seductively). AKPORS: Wow! Anything for the angel. LADY: I…I…I…just don’t know how to say this. I’ll be so ashamed ƒ myself if I ask and you say no. AKPORS: Oh my lady. you don’t have to. I am ready to do anything for you. LADY: You know, it’s been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled… AKPORS: Yes! Yes! Yes! LADY: And even when he’s around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities… AKPORS: Oh poor you… You must have been going through hell! LADY: I know you’ll be stronger than him… AKPORS: Sure. LADY: Can you help me? AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure, I’m ready if you are ready. LADY: Oh thanks goodness! that’s why I came to you. Can you help me carry our deep freezer from our kitchen to the next street for repairs?

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