JUST SAYING ! Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, Knicker Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies knickers ..... The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him 80 pounds a week unemployment pay. Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, Diesel Fitter. Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick 160 pounds a week. When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour. What skill? yelled Paddy. I sew da elastic on da knickers, then Mick puts em over his head and says: Yep, diesel fitter WOULD I LIE !.
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 09:42:14 +0000
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