JUST TO WIDEN UR LIPS A BIT (SMILE) For several years, Akpors was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage with Ekaite, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. Also if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write Spaghetti on the back. He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, Akpors came home to a confused wife (Ekaitte). Honey, Ekaitte said, You received a very strange post card today. Oh, just give it to me and Ill explain it later, Akpors replied. Ekaitte obeyed and watched as Akpors read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 04:25:45 +0000
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