Jaane kab aayega……….. Happy mens day For the 1st time SOMETHING on a MAN. Do read it. Who is a MAN? >A man is the most beautiful part of Gods creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. >He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. >He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. >He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the girl he loves just to see her smiling >He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain. >He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them for lifetime. >He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss. >His mother, wife & boss all try to control him. >His life finally ends up only by compromising for others happiness. BECHARA MARD...!? Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM, Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL, Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS, Chup rahe to DARPOK, Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA, Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA, Bachhon ko dante to ZALIM, Na dante to LAPARWAH, Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA, Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA, Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA, Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM... Na Jane Kab Aayega, Hamara Din Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U. Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!! Rajni is back with new ones..... Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discoverd that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!! Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!! Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!! Definition of solar eclipse: When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!! Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share at least one percent of his knowledge with the world...... Thus.......The google was born!!!! Think what would have happened if Rajni would have born 150 years ago..????? British would have fought for Independence....!!!!!! Best Rajni joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajni..!!!! An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore. Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya ...!!!! Why do earthquake occurs????? Because at that time Rajanikanths mobile is on vibration mode...!!!!!!! Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....! Since then that day is known as.............Sunday...!!!!!!!!!! The pyramids in Egypt are actually............. ..........Rajanikanths primary school craft projects...!!!!!!!! Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!! Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration...!!!!!!!!! Why did Rajni buy an acre of land with 4 wells on each corner????? ....To play Carrom...!!!!!! Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting...!!!!! Rajni was penalized for over speeding at Pune-Mumbai expressway. He was jogging..!!!!
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