Jack this am: Mama, I need new shoes. Me: I have no idea what kind if shoes to get you. Jack: well you know that guy who sits on the corner with the will work, God Bless you sign? Me: ya. The bum you mean? Jack: ya. Well I want the shoes he wears when hes done begging for the day. You know, the white ones with the cool chains? But they are about $200 dollars. Me: Jack, what do you think about him begging all day and then wearing shoes that cost that much? Jack: oh his hat is the Padres one I want that I am saving my allowance for cause it is really pricey. And he had in a True Religion shirt and jeans yesterday. He is actually a pretty sick dresser when hes not working the corner. Me: what do you think of that? Jack: well its lying. So thats bad because he isnt really poor he just doesnt want to work. But it still seems more honest than welfare or Obamacare. Me: YESSSSS!! Bam! #mamamoment
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 02:35:56 +0000