Jajajajajajaja. Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo Remote is ready Eyes wide, palms are sweaty Theres Flintstones on the TV already Wilma n Betty No virgin to channel surfin And Im HD-ready So I flip Garbage is all Im getting Theres Simon Cowell Who folks wanna disembowel He opens his mouth Always says something foul Theyre dyin, wow Wannabes are crying now He votes them out Time to throw in the towel Shows based on reality Oh, the humanity! Oh, Ozzys family Sho loves profanity Whoa, the insanity Oh, dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity? No, they live happily Yo Plus Da Ali G Show And Celebrity Mole Oh, and theres Anna Nicole Well, shes scaring me Look ma, no cavities Oh, its a station break Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something Youre gonna lose your mind watchin TV They told me, theyd scold me But Id still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo) Youre gonna lose your mind watchin TV They told me, cajoled me, Turn off those music videos (no) Im gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo) (Youre gonna) My butt is aching As I watch NASCAR racing That show about undertaking Larry King To 24 to Law And Order The Weather Channels boring like 60 Minutess ancient reporters Next up on E! True Hollywood Story The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey Shows for next fall, theyve already been namin CSI: Boise and Touched By An Uncle both sound pretty lame n So does Everybody Tolerates Raymond And King of Queens jumped the shark the first minute I cant believe Richard Simmons aint in it Ill move right on to 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter Then I bet I watch The Bachelorette Followed by Welcome Back, Kotter And The Muppet Show where they go Mahna Mahna Youre gonna lose your mind watching TV They told me, theyd scold me But Id still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo) Youre gonna lose your mind watching TV They told me, cajoled me But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow) Im looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo) (Youre Gonna) Never missed Melrose Place or Lost In Space Ive seen each Amazing Race and Without A Trace But I only watched Will And Grace one time one day Wish I hadnt cause TiVo now thinks Im gay Oh, and Fear Factor I watched maybe a half hour After that, felt like I needed a long shower Network execs with naked ambitions Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians Like to tie up those programming planners Make em watch all of that junk til their heads explode just like Scanners Leech-covered grub-eatin fools on Survivor Look theres James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider And theres Gilligan and SpongeBob, plus theres MacGyver And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey theres Luke Perry on a Special all Pig-Latin episode of Drew Carey Wanna turn on E.T. cause Im a gossip freak And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin this week A 30 second spot Then we come back to Are You Hot? I was planning on recording The Sopranos I forgot I love shows with or without a plot Ill stare til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot Because I only have got One brain to rot Im gonna spend my life watching television a lot Youre gonna lose your mind watching TV They told me, theyd scold me But Id still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo) Youre gonna lose your mind watching TV They told me, cajoled me, Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show (no) I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo) (Youre gonna) You can watch anything you want to, man youtube/watch?v=oKhsNLWoCSU
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 23:25:29 +0000
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