Jeffrey Marshall Jeff Foxworthy (born September 6, 1958) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality. It is OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, etc., but were told its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims. Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. If you cant think of anyone you havent declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim. 10. If you find this offensive, You may be a Muslim.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 00:26:53 +0000
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