Johanna and Stacy isms while on our dog run to New York tonight! 1). Im so hungry I can eat the visor. Do you think it is vegan? 2). You made me spit out my cow! 3). Me: Hey Johanna, how far is it to Toronto? Johanna: From here? Me: No, from Albuquerque, New Mexico. 4). Can you please remove this toll ticket from my burger before I eat it? 5). Johanna, Stacy, this is the second time Ive been with you and sinned. 6). I cant get this bag of M&Ms open. Im gonna have to go squirrel on it. *I proceed to gnaw it open with teeth* 7). Johanna: Did you know that if you take a picture of a door and crop it so it looks like it is open, it will actually unlock the door? Me: REALLY??? Johanna: NO! 8). Johanna: It looks like they are having a hard time getting the hatch to the car open. Me: Hey, Im not gonna to judge. It took me 11 days to figure out how to open the trunk to my car. Johanna: I should have brought snacks. 9). Johanna: Hey, do you have any music that is more upbeat? Me: I have some Plumb. Do you like Plumb? Johanna: I love plums!! I have two plum trees in my back yard right now. 10).* Me having a total sensory meltdown due to Johannas zesty onion ring sauce touching my hand.* Johanna: Its okay. You are safe. You are in control. There is nothing in this car that can hurt you. ....except for the zesty sauce full of botulism that is on your hand right now! *I proceed to panic* #selftalkfail
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 03:28:33 +0000
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