John C. Bieber News Alert: President 0bama today spoke from the White House Rose Garden and gave his policy update speech regarding Syria and possible military action his was considering. The speech has already gone into history as the “Get me off the Hook” speech. 0bama said “Uh.. I am comfortable with and prepared and really want to shoot missiles at Assad. My generals and top military guys tell me that as commander in chief can do it now, tomorrow, 3 days from now, a month from now or maybe someday in the perhaps possible distant but foreseeable uh… future. Let me be clear, Assad has been peeing all over my red line in the sand. He really ticks me uh… off. He has challenged my manliness and Michelle says I gotta go all gansta on him. So and therefore, as much as I want give the command to shoot my wad of missiles, I have decide to wait and get congressional consent aka: approval to act. This also gives me a technical escape clause and a way to get me off the hook if Congress says no. As manly and Alfa-male as I am, I am willing for Congress to say no and get me out of this stupid situation I painted myself into. Uh.. did I say that out loud? Um.. anyway, I will get back to you all in a few weeks after my vacation.” John C. Bieber reporting.
Posted on: Sat, 31 Aug 2013 20:17:38 +0000
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