John: Hello WebMD. WebMD: Hello John. How are you feeling? You look a little pale. John: Thats kind of my normal complexion. WebMD: Oh, it is? Huh. Well, let me just add that to your symptoms. John: What? Thats not a symptom. Im not- WebMD: Im also detecting that you have unnaturally long nose hair. Ill have to include that into your profile as well. John: Its not unnatural. Everyone has three inch strands of hair hanging out in their nasal cavity, right? Right? WebMD: (to self) Subject also suffers from delusional tendencies. John: Hey! Im standing right here! WebMD: Oh. Youre standing? I thought you were sitting down. Being short can be a symptom of major health issue. John: No its not! WebMD: Please dont raise your voice. How long would you say that youve been suffering from the inability to control your emotions? John: Youre freaking me out. I think Im going to leave. WebMD: Wait - dont you want to know what all of those symptoms mean? John: Not really. WebMD: John, its important that you have a handle on potential health problems. John: Oh, okay then. What do all of those symptoms mean. WebMD: According to my calculations I would say you are going to be dead by sunset. John: Of course I am.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 17:01:37 +0000
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