John is a house boy who drinks his Boss wine with impunity then adds water 2 cover his tracks. His Boss became suspicious & decided 2 buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water; just like dettol). Unaware of this, John, drank from d wine as usual & topped it up with water. Immediately he added water, d pasties became milky & he knew he was in trouble. When d Boss came back & saw the changed pasties, he knew he had nailed John. John knowing he was in trouble decided to stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action. John!, he called from the sitting room. He answered: Yes, Boss. Who drank my pasties?. John: No answer. The Boss asked again: still no answer. Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: Are u insane or what? Why when I call, you say yes boss but when I ask you a question you dont answer me? John retorted, hmmm oga when youre in the kitchen you dont understand anything at all, except your name Is that so? asked the boss, Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into the kitchen; & then, you ask me a question John accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: Boss. Yes, at once Boss answers. John then asks, Who goes into the maids bedroom when Madam is not at home? No answer. The boy shouted again: Boss, I say who dey sneak into the maids room when madam no dey house? No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting Wonders shall never cease! John, It is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except ones name. The wife now very angry, interrupted, thats not true. Its a lie! Without argument. John asked if shell enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed. John asks madam, Whos juniors biological father? Me or Boss? Madam rushed out of the kitchen. This kitchen needs to be renovated
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 10:25:37 +0000
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