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John is watching football, English football and his Liverpool team against Real Madrid. They must be playing badly because I hear Oh FFS and worse from the living room. I read his comemnts about my scented candles so I am happy that he has left his computer open so I can write about his bathroom habits This December we will have been married for 11 years. In the beginning of our relationship John was charming in and out of the bathroom but not now. He leaves his underpants on the bathroom floor and I am always finding huge toenails on the floor. We also have different bathroom mat policies.. Then there are the bath mats which before.. I drip dry in the shower before stepping on the bath mat to make sure it’s dry for him. He walks out of the shower almost as its still running and drips his body all of the mat like Niagara Falls which means it’s always soaking. I am proud of him though, he has lost 68 pounds now and goes to the gym every morning. I had better go now Bye Heidi
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 20:13:58 +0000

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