Joint Public Service Announcement/Kelvins Review of Places to Daytime Sleep on Campus: Lost my phone today so please do not try to contact me via text/call. Location: On the stairwell, south side of Classroom Building II Light: -3 Being outdoors, its fairly bright out, although the building does give a little shade if you angle yourself right. Inside the building or at home on your comfortable bed would probably be better in terms of light level. If you happen to find my phone (although thats fairly unlikely, given I fumbled it in a lake), I probably cant offer much of a reward since it was originally worth ten dollars, although Id appreciate it if you got it back to me. Comfort: 4 Lots of tiles/rocks there, so its not bad if youre accustomed to sleeping on hard surfaces or in dark caves. A backpack goes a long way as a pillow. Smell: 0 I have a rather poor sense of smell, like most species of fish, primates, cetaceans, and bats. So although I may not be a sufficiently good judge of smell, I believe the area to be rather odorless. Floccinaucinihilipilification: no valid answer In my opinion it is invalid to perform the floccinacuiniliplhiflication of any object, as such an act undermines the intrinsic relativism of value on the observer and the observed. Floccinacunilipilifciation is very rarely deserved and I find no circumstance under which is seems a proper thing to do. Guys, dont let your friends do fluccinatincphifilicantations. Otherwise, no other action is required on your part, although if the need arises I will contact you via Facebook for any additional actions needed on your part. If you need to contact me please do so via Facebook or carrier pigeon. Vagrancy: 2-6 This will vary greatly with your choice of spot. My favorite tends to be on top of the stair rock walls, next to the side wall handles. Pick a spot away from the corners and ground if you want to sleep without looking too homeless! Silence: 11 Kind of on the same level as a low grade anechoic chamber, although not as cool. Given how many flat brick surfaces there are there, its amazing how little echo there is. Mustve been the military design in it. Foot traffic: 8 Very few people, think about the opposite of the student union. Speaking of which, dont forget to pick up tickets to Universal Knights this week! I think I heard maybe two people pass while I was up there. I recommend showing up at least an hour early for the am times and 2-3 hours for the pm times! Overall: 3? I have no idea what I rated the last things I slept on so Im just gonna give this a 3. Pretty good spot, very much underused, Id like to see more people sleeping here.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 21:25:37 +0000
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