Joke Of The Day: A young man named john receives a parrot as gift. The parrot has a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the birds mouth was rude, obnoxious and infused with profanity. John tried and tried to change the birds attitude by talking politely, playing relaxing music, and anything else he could think of that may rub off on the bird. Finally one day, John had enough and yelled at the parrot, so it yelled louder back, so John shook the stand, the Parrot just got louder and more abusive. John in desperation grabbed the parrot and threw him in the freezer, The parrot could still be heard thrashing about and yelling but eventually it died down to a silence. Fearing that he had hurt his new pet, John quickly threw open the freezer door, the Parrot calmly stepped out on to Johns outstretched arm and said... I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions, I am sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do all that I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior John was stunned at the change in the birds attitude, just as he was about to ask what had made such a change in his behavior, the bird spoke up softly... may I ask what the turkey did?
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 08:20:37 +0000
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