Joke Of The Day: A young man walks into his village confessional. “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a easy, loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, Joe Pagano?” “‘Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?” “I cannot say.” “Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?” “I’ll never tell.” “Was it Nina Capelli?” “I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.” “Was it Cathy Piriano?” “My lips are sealed.” “Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?” “Please, Father, I cannot tell you.” The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But youve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be on the choir for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.” Joe walks back to his pew, and his friend Oscar slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?” “Four months off and five good leads!
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 08:18:38 +0000
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