Joke for Today for Rosie and Ramsey, Alma and Diane :) ( May you have a blessed Sunday) Mortys Past Morty Rosenthal is a new member of the Golden Goose retirement community, and is passing the morning sunning himself on a bench near the garden. Rebecca, out for her morning constitutional, sees Morty, and says Do you mind? Not at all Morty says. So Rebecca sits down on the opposite end of his bench. So nu, youre new here? Rebecca asks rhetorically. Yes Morty affims. So nu, you are from where? Rebecca inquires. Washington Morty answers. The capitol or the state? asks Rebecca. The state replies Morty. So nu, how old are you? Rebecca asks. Ill be 72 in October. Morty replies. Not yet satisfied with the answers, Rebecca presses on with What did you do in Washington? I was in prison Morty retorts. Oy vey! Really? says Rebecca. What were you in prison for? My wife of twenty years was always asking stupid questions, so I murdered her and put her down the garbage disposal he says. Sooo, purrs Rebecca, youre single?
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 20:29:00 +0000
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