Joke of the Day New Priest in Town A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father OMalley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: Good morning, this is Sergeant Jones, how might I help you? And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father OMalley at St. Brigids . Theres a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple O yer lads to take care of the matter? Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites! There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father OMalley then replied: Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 19:23:02 +0000
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