Joke of the Day: Thoughts From a Wandering Mind I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I dont know what to feed it. I had amnesia once -- or twice. I went to San Francisco. I found someones heart. Now what? Protons have mass? I didnt even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money cant make me happy. If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle. What is a free gift? Arent all gifts free? Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.. Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, hell never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. One nice thing about egotists: they dont talk about other people. My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. I used to be indecisive. Now Im not sure. The high cost of living hasnt affected its popularity. How can there be self-help groups? If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and Ill show you a man who cant get his pants off. Is it just me--or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 07:10:31 +0000
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