Joke of the day: As most of you know, the band has been traveling a lot and rarely home. Ive suspected for a while that my wife has been having an affair. I recently came home a day early with the intention of catching some infidelity. A friend of mind drove me home and I asked him to come in as a witness. He reluctantly agreed. Quietly arriving home, my friend and I tip-toe into the bedroom. I switch on the lights, yank the blanket back, and there is my wife in bed with another man! I put a gun to the naked mans head. My wife shouts, Dont do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season Dallas Cowboys tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues! Shaking my head from side-to-side, I lower the gun. I look over at my friend and say What would you do? My friend says, Id cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 00:38:05 +0000
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