Joke of the day..... June 25 2014 A girl was with her father - TopicsExpress

Joke of the day..... June 25 2014 A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled DADDY IS HOME? by Ngozi Okafor. BOY: No, I want that our hymns called WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU? GIRL: I dont have that one... may be you should take the other one UNDER THE MANGO TREE by Chimamanda Adichie. BOY: Fine, but dont forget to bring I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS while coming to school... GIRL: I will also bring this one too, I WONT LET YOU DOWN by Chinua Achebe. Then; DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them? GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart. DAD: Okay, dont forget to give him the one on the table titled, I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN SAYING by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning titled IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED by Wole Soyinka. If you were the girl, what would be your next book title?

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