Joke of the day: There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1.He called everyone brother 2.He liked Gospel 3.He didnt get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1.He went into His Fathers business 2.He lived at home until he was 33 3.He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1.He talked with His hands 2.He had wine with His meals 3.He used olive oil But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1.He never cut His hair 2.He walked around barefoot all the time 3.He started a new religion But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 1.He was at peace with nature 2.He ate a lot of fish 3.He talked about the Great Spirit But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1.He never got married.. 2.He was always telling stories. 3.He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1.He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was virtually no food 2.He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didnt get it 3.And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do AMEN
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 04:44:25 +0000
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