Joke of the night A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar in London, England by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, I think its only fair, given you are blind, to tell you youre in a girls biker bar and you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. Im a 6-foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a minute, sighs, shakes his head, and mutters, No, its a good joke but not if Im gonna have to explain it five times.
Posted on: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 00:28:31 +0000
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