Jokes: Get Your Funny On! So he was looking through the newspaper to see if anyone had advertised for a job opening. It just happened to be that the local church was looking for a bell ringer. He approached the church and entered through the open door. The pastor greeted him and asked what he could do for him today. The man told the pastor about how he had seen the ad and wanted to apply for the bell ringer. The pastor exclaimed, But how, you have no arms to ring the bell with. The man told the pastor that he would show him. As the climbed up the spiral staircase to the steeple, the pastor told him that it was time for the 1 oclock bell. So the man put about three feet between him and the bell, ran up to it, and BANG hit the bell, full force, with his head. The pastor looked skeptical, but told the man the job was his if he wanted it. After a few weeks, the mans face was bruised, nose was broken, and eyes were practically swelled shut. He climbed up to the steeple and prepared for the 3 oclock ring. The first bell,BANG, he hit. The second bell,BANG, he hit. On the third bell, he missed, going completely over the edge and falling off the steeple. A crowd of people gathered around this man laying face down on the pavement. Who is this man that just fell from the sky? Suddenly, a police officer stepped forward asking if anyone knew the man. Thats when a person in the crowd exclaimed, I think so, I mean his face rings a bell. submitted by thedeman113[link] [1 comment] November 16, 2014 at 04:56AM
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 06:14:04 +0000
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