Jokes: Get Your Funny On! calls his three lawyers in for a final consultation. They say you cant take it with you, but Im going to prove them wrong! Im giving you each a third of my money. At my funeral, I want you to throw it in my grave so that its buried with me. After the funeral, the lawyers are gathered for a drink when one of them says I have a confession to make. Im really behind on my mortgage, so I took 1/4 of the money and threw the rest of it in. The second lawyer responds. I have to confess, Im also having money problems. My Mercedes just broke down and the repair bills are killing me. I took half the money and threw the rest in. The third lawyer indignantly blusters at the other two Im ashamed of you both ripping off an old man like that. Why Ill have you know I threw in a check for the full amount! submitted by 82dsoldier[link] [comment] November 03, 2014 at 09:30PM
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 22:25:32 +0000
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