Jokes NewRandom Universal Jokes > Jokes Page: 1 Girlfriends grievance! `Brian, whats wrong with you? Youve been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!` `Oh Dan,` responded Brian `I dont know what to do! I got in a big fight last night with my Suzie, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I must not care about her!` `Brian, thats horrible!` said Dan putting his arm around Brian. `What type of a gift does she want already?` `Well, right before she closed the door on my face she said to me: `Why dont you show me how much you care about me? Why cant you get me something that goes from 0 to 175 in seconds!` `Dan what should I do? I dont have that kind of money? I cant go out and buy her a car!` `A car? Asked Dan. `Who needs a car? Just stop by Target and buy her a scale!` ... Miscellaneous An Ordinary Citizen! A priest who was walking through a small town saw a blackboard outside the front door of a school. It had been washed and put out to dry in the open air. There was a piece of chalk at the foot of the blackboard. The priest took the chalk and wrote in large letters, Im a priest and I pray for you all. A lawyer happened to pass next and when he saw what the priest had written, he added under it, Im a lawyer and I defend you all. Then, a doctor came by, took the piece of chalk, and wrote on the blackboard, Im a doctor and I cure you all. Finally, an ordinary citizen stopped, looked at what the others had written, thought for a few seconds and then added, I am an ordinary citizen and I pay for you all. Miscellaneous Whats Baba ji Ka Thullu? Girlfriend: Babaji Ka Thullu is trending. What does it means? Boyfriend: Its Nothing Girlfriend: Why? Tell me na... please... Boyfriend: Arre uska matlab kuchh nahi hota hai. Girlfriend: Bata na bhav kyu kha raha hai? Boyfriend: Bola to kuchh bhi nahi hota hai. Girlfriend: Kaminey, akhiri baar poochh rahi hoon, ek word me chup chap answer de... Boyfriend: Ghanta.... Girl gives him 4-5 tight slaps. Boyfriend: Mujhe maar ke tujhe kya mila? Girlfriend: Kuchh nahi. Boyfriend: Yahi hota hai Babaji Ka Thullu Girlfriend: Sweetu, pahle nahi bata sakte the?
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