Jokes ] : Wrong Number Wrong Number Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: Hello? Honey, Its me. Sugar! Are you at the club? Yes. Great! Im at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it? Whats the price? Only $1,500. Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much. Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year... What price did he quote you? Only $60,000! Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options. Great! Before we hang up, something else... What? It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. Its on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property... How much are they asking? Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover... Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000, OK? Okay, sweetie. Thanks! Ill see you later!! I love you!!! Bye. The man hangs up, closes the phones flap and asks aloud, Does anyone know to whom this phone belongs?
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 08:14:03 +0000
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