Jokeville 35: APC Blames PDP For Harsh Harmattan! The APC has accused President Jonathan led PDP government of trying to use harmattan to rig the forth coming, general elections, especially presidential election, as the harsh harmattan cold could prevent APC supporters in many states, especially the Northern states which is the stronghold of APC presidential candidate, General Buhari, from turning up on Election Day to vote for General Buhari. This was contained in a press statement made public by the party publicity secretary, Alhaji Liar Mohamed, during the party presidential campaign rally in Kano, he stressed that Mr President imported the harsh harmattan from the Sahara Desert. And thats why this years harmattan is the harshest and coldest ever experienced in this country and has been programmed to last till February 14 and beyond, the presidential election day, and thats why it has pesisted and refused to go away. He (Liar) also hinted that PDP is now calling for postponement of the general elections, because the harmattan rigging plan has failed woefully as APC has disabled it, so as to buy time and hatch another rigging masterplan. And he urged APC supporters and faithfuls to vehemently reject any postponement of the general elections even by a day. However, the APC presidential flag bearer, General Buhari, aka General Holier Than Thou, has promised to tackle the Harmattan if elected into office as president. He promised to bring in foreign expertise from the Middle East to fight the harmattan with immediate effect, just as he will fight corruption, especially Oluwole certificate holders, certificate forgers and those who got into public offices using principals recommendation letter instead of the prerequisite qualifications will all be dismissed with immediate effect!
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 09:51:18 +0000
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