Jokingly yours …… Pumunta si Ipe sa library para isa-uli ang libro at galit na galit na sinabi sa librarian ..… Ipe: “Sobrang dami ng characters wala naman ‘storya. Pwe, ang ganda pa naman ng title, “The Long Distance” pero walang dialogue.” Librarian: “Kayo pala ang kumuha ng telephone directory namin! Pwe ka rin!” -------- A fellow bought a new car and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. Theres no way they can catch a Mercedes, he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. What am I doing? he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. Its been a long day, this is the end of my shift and its Friday the 13th. I dont feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I havent heard before, you can go. The guy thinks for a second and says, Last week my wife ran off with a cop. Akala ko ikaw ang pulis na ‘yon and I was afraid you were trying to give her back! ---------- The economy is not going well and an unemployed engineer desperately needing work is nervous about an upcoming accountant job interview. The interview goes well, but as the engineer stands up to leave the manager says, Oh, just one more question. How much is four times eight? Puzzled, the engineer responds that in all calculations, even simple ones like that, he never relies on his memory. He always uses a calculator with a paper printout, and double-checks his answer. Fine, says the manager, but I just want you to tell me the answer anyway from memory without using your calculator. Sure, says the engineer. Four times eight is, uh, thirty-four. After saying goodbye and leaving the building, the engineer hurriedly pushes up four times eight into his calculator and curses when he sees the answer, which is 32. Nonetheless, he gets the job. Six months later, when hes doing well and feels confident enough, he walks up to his boss and asks him. Sir, Im curious. Why is it that out of all those engineering candidates, you hired me, when I gave you the wrong answer to four-times-eight? His boss looks up and says, Your answer was the closest. Note: Ha, ha, ha, ha , ha…. sometimes ang buhay ay palabiro! So, just MOVE ON kahit nag-kamali! -----
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 00:17:25 +0000
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