Jonas (10) emerged after taking the shortest shower in the world - TopicsExpress



          

Jonas (10) emerged after taking the shortest shower in the world so I said: Why are you still completely dry? Did you wash anything? Joe: Yes!! Im wet! Me: Your hair is totally dry. And youre wearing the same clothes. Joe: They were the closest thing to the tub! Me: please tell me you didnt put the same underwear back on. Joe: (long pause) Not saying I did but...why would that be bad? exactly? Me: You shouldnt wear your same underwear two days in a row. Micah (8): Phew, Im safe! Ive had this pair on since Sunday! Sam (12): Yep, 5 is not 2! He got you mom! Rainey(4): I changed mine twice today!! But dont ask me if I pooped in them ok? Me: I have failed as a mother. *silence* Rainey: It was just a little teensy one....
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 00:27:34 +0000

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