Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her; Your majesty how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria. Well, said the Queen, The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people. Jonathan frowned, and then asked,But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent? The Queen said; Oh, thats easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. Please send David Cameron in here, would you? David Cameron walked into the room and said; Yes, your majesty? The Queen smiled and said; Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered; That would be me. Yes, very good, said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo; Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister, who is it? Sambo said; I am not sure, let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, he ran into Ngozi Okonjo Iweala and asked; Ngozi, your mother and father have a child and it is not your brother or sister, who is it? Ngozi answered sharply; That is easy, it is me! Sambo smiled, and said; Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan; Sir, i have the answer to that riddle, It is Ngozi Okonjo Iweala! Jonathan got angry and said to Sambo; No wonder Nigeria is not moving forward, i am surrounded by dummies!Goodluck said: The answer is David Cameron!...See our Leaders......Be good...Mc V.I.P..
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