Jonathan met with the Queen of England and asked her thus: JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria. QUEEN: Well, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people. Jonathan frowned, and then asked,But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent? The Queen replied, Oh, thats easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom: Please send David Cameron in here, would you? David Cameron walked into the room and said,Yes, your majesty? The Queen smiled and said,Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? Without pausing for a minute, David Cameron answered,That would be me. Yes, very goodsaid the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President, Sambo: JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, its not your brother and its not your sister, who is it? SAMBO: Im not sure,let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Okonjo-Iweala. Sambo asked, Madam Finance, your mother and father have a child and its not your brother or sister,who is it? Iweala answered sharply, Thats easy, its me! Sambo smiled,and said Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan. SAMBO: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, Its Okonjo-Iweala! Jonathan got angry, and said to Sambo, No wonder, Nigeria isnt moving forward. I am surrounded by dummies! The answer is David Cameron!
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 08:40:28 +0000
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