Judgement Day The Judge looked up from a large red volume he had been periodically glancing at all through the trial, lowered his bifocals and squinted at the complainant. “By your own admission he hit you after you persistently offered to buy his ass?” “Yes, Your Honor.” “And from your testimony you believe that may be he had felt insulted and dehumanized by your offer?” “Yes, Your Honor.” “But then you filed for compensation and damages after the fact?” “Yes, Your Honor.” “Would it please you to tell court how many times you offered to buy his ass?” “Must have been like five, Your Honor.” “And each time he said no?” “Yes, Your Honor.” “What made you insist then?” “Your Honor, that man has the best ass in the village.” A smattering of laughter. Gavel bangs. Court goes quiet. “Does it not seem incongruous to you, being a man of the cloth, to go begging to buy the ass of a married man?” continue reading click on xyzloughoutloud.blogspot.in/2013/07/judgement-day.html
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