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Junior Asks Gomer-----------------------Gomer was watching her favorite soap opera when Junior comes in the living room and asks,Mom,can you answer a question for me?. Gomer continues watching at the TV and says,Of course, Junior!.Junior sits down and asks,If a smart person and a stupid person of the same height and weight were to jump at the same time from a cliff who do you think will hit ground first?.Gomer,without taking her eyes off the screen said,If theyre the same height and weight and they jump down at the same time they will both hit the ground at the same time!. Junior exclaimed,Wrong!.Gomer stopped gazing at the TV and turned her eyes at Junior.She asked,And who would hit bottom first?.Junior stands,heads for the door and exclaims,The smart one will touch the ground first.The stupid one will have to stop first and ask for direction!.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 04:53:24 +0000

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